Tits (also known colloquially as breasts,Ole Ole Ole, good juicy things, boobs, bhreus, boobage, bristols, jugs, hooters, knockers, melons, cantaloupes, coconuts, boulders, jug buddies, puppies, tatas, 'bodacious ta-tas', 'breastses', pairs, hand warmers, bosoms, yahoos, woohoos, milk supplies, titties, f'doomps, Dolly Partons, grapefruits, hummers, woofers, tweeters, twins, norks, headlights, fun cushions, love muffins, armpit midgets, donuts, chesticles, chest pillows, droppers, chubbies, chi-chi, blouse bunnies, sweater puppets, sweater puppies, sweater meat, champagne glasses, beer goggles, berthas, big berthas, big McDuffs, bee bites, bubbies, dumplings, droppers, fun bags, globes, racks, booblies, torpedoes, pumpkin bottoms, areolae, balloons, niggers, bazookas, bazungas, bowling balls, -wink, wink- ers, gwabbas, and hangers, cheery coat racks, love apples, flight decks, fuck udders, puppies, rib cushions, shoulder boulders, chebs, chest flesh, ditties, fleshy bagpipes, nards, nugs, willets, money makers, kettledrums, globes, blubber bags, dumplings, diddies, ta-ta's, yabos, breasticles, breast friends, big babylons, happy sacks, Jacket potatoes, Empty Saddlebags, Granny smith apples, chubbie checkers, dirty pillows, love ballons, dick squeezers and top bollocks) are a type of invertebrate symbiote of the class Mammaria.
Tits form a symbiotic relationship with human females early in their lives, attaching themselves permanently to the woman's upper torso. The tits leech nutrients from the woman's body and, in return, the woman gets free drinks in bars and pubs. Symbiont tits are often used by the host female in their mating rituals -- delta waves generated by the tits' Nipptastic Gland are known to have a mildly hypnotic effect on human males. In addition, women often use milk produced by the tits to feed their offspring.
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