Men Love Tits

I have worked in various places around the world in the predominantly male trades of cryogenic fluid production and steam power/ propulsion. As a young man I once thought that the US should be like most of the European Countries that I visited in my travels. Most of those countries have topless beaches. For a young American boy it was a cornucopia of beautiful breat flesh! With a couple more years under my belt now, I thank God that we live in a conservative country where our women keep their tits mostly covered. You see, if we didn’t I might be more picky about tits. Girls it’s because you normally give us men only glimpses of your tits, that makes it such a wonderful thing to see them in their full naked glory!

In my travels I have been friends with and had intimate relations ships with many women. In the majority of these relationships the conversation eventually gets around to how much the woman dislikes her tits. They never seems to be satisfied, I’ve heard many complaints such as:


My tits are:

Too big.

Too small.

Not shaped right.

Saggy.

My nipples are too big.

My nipples are too small.

My nipples are too long.

My nipples are too short.

My nipples point wrong ( out, in, up, down)



The list goes on. Hell, I’ve even heard complaints from a friend who had her chest surgically enhanced! 


Anyhow, The Lingerie industry has done a swell job of making up for all the unfounded beliefs that women have about their tits. A woman can buy a bra that will push them up, push them up and separate or press together, Purposely make them look a size or two larger or smaller, get them padded, gel filled, water filled and who knows what else…


Why?

Girls there is no need for the worry or the fancy brassiere, Men Like Tits, Big Tits, Small Tits, ALL TITS… Sure each man has his preference, but we like them all. From all she’s got are big nipples to watermelon sized, from firm and proud to saggy, We like’em all. 

Girls you are more than the size of your chest. For instance, I prefer small tits. But I have dated girls with big ol’ knockers. Not only that, being in the male centric profession that I’m in I have heard the guy talk about how they ain’t gonna date a girl that don’t have a big rack. These are they guys that generally walk down that proverbial isle with a woman sportin’ average or smaller tits. Inversly I have heard guys talk that they would never date a girl with big tits for fear of sagging with age, many of them end up taking their naps resting on a set of Double “D’s”. We Like Tits, ALL Tits.

My question is this. Do you do all the complaining, surgical enhancement, and wearing of those tit torture devices disguised as bra’s to impress us guys? If so it’s really unnecessary. Men Like All Tits… It’s not that we don’t appreciate the efforts, We do. We can just see right through most of the brassiere-induced deception you try to pull. You see, after we have had the opportunity to remove a few padded brassiere and behold the beautiful flesh they held we are wise to the size and shape adding virtues of the various types. After discovering this we quickly lean how to look at a woman and discern with a fairly high degree of accuracy if one of those types of brassieres are being employed. Once one of brassiere has been spotted we know to subtract an amount of size. And don’t think you can catch us it generally takes no more than a glace to spot the offending brassier and make the appropriate calculations. The kicker to this is that once one young man discovers this façade he will pass on the knowledge to as many of his friends as will listen. Men Love Tits…!

Though us guys may get a chuckle out of the size and shape adding or subtracting brassieres it does not sway our love for tits. We have just learned that the packaging is deceiving most of the time. We have accepted this and decided that the whole lot of you must be trying to impress each other! It must be that because we don’t need to be impressed, we LOVE TITS, ALL TITS!

It also seems to me that women think they will not get noticed unless they have lots of “Cleavage”. Once again this is just not true. For one thing a guy notices your face and hair before your tits most of the time. But alas that girl with the double “D’s” will always get some attention even if she’s not all that pretty. If you are small abreast you can easily steal her thunder. Simply wear one of the shirts with “built in support” (There are lots of camies that fit this category nicely.) these tops give almost any small chest a shape and look that will avert those guys eyes from Miss. Double “D”. It’s such a powerful presentation of tits that you may have problems getting’ those guys to look you in the face. The shape and faint nipple outline are just intoxicating! Please be kind if you wear one of these and keep a hanky with you to wipe the drool from the entranced guys chins… Men Love Tits!

So girls, don’t worry so much about all the size and shape altering brassieres and such. Please do support them though, in your chest you hold some of the most precious and beautiful flesh ever made and they deserve the best support possible! As far as exciting us guys goes just, give us a little peek of flesh or faint outlne of nipple during the day to keep us wanting. TIT”S, MEN LOVE’EM!!!